Remodeling The Bachelor (Silhouette Special Edition)

The Story

I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer, callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hire contractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home (but not make significant changes in my life, like making me fall for her, a single mom). I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances and decorùas long as she doesn't distract me from my poker games or wear anything too revealing.à Should J.D. fail to complete this jobù or should I be unable to resist her beauty and intelligenceùthis agreement will be renegotiated according to our mutual desires.