Diary Of A Mad Bride

The Story

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said ôyes.ö Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the worldÆs ugliest bridesmaid dress....My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....ù My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:ôWhat do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.öù My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:ôTo a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!öù My best friend, Anita:ôOh, screw congratulations. Of course IÆm happy for you. StephenÆs a major piece of ass and heÆs got a sense of humor. Just as long as youÆre certain this is what you want.ö Would I survive this day after all....?